Send all the birthday cards!
I was just listening to the radio (103.3) and they were talking about Danny’s birthday wish! If you can please send this little guy a birthday card.
One thing this post left out was that he likes Legos and Mario!
Signal boosting because I want to send him one!!!!
I’m doing it. Please do it too!!
Going to remember to send one at work, it’ll be late but coming from Toronto!
"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."
hey friends youre all gonna learn something today
now everybody im sure has seen one of these bad boys on the back of a car while driving, and you think to yourself ‘wow good to know theres a baby in there i guess that means ill go crash into a different car’ and if you think that the only purpose that sign holds is so no one will intentionally rear end that car then ding dong you are wrong
the baby on board sign is actually a genius idea where if that car happens to get into a serious accident, the fire fighters/rescue crew will know to look for a baby along with the other passengers. sometimes if the car is hit right, then the baby can come right out of the car seat, or the car seat itself can break completely and the baby can be covered by rubble or fall under one of the seats, and if none of the passengers are awake to say ‘hey theres a baby in there’ then theres a good chance that the rescuers could overlook the child and end up costing the baby its life
think of it as those stickers you put on your house that say there are pets inside in the event of a fire or other emergency but for your car
It’s also a fucking courtesy to the rest of you.
If I slow down way, way more than you think is necessary to make a turn.
If I wait to merge until I have a great big open gap.
If you find yourself yelling “For fuck’s sake it’s not that scary, just GO!” at me
It’s because there is a tiny person with weak neck muscles in my car and I do not want to knock them around like a goddamn wooden roller coaster
This sign is a courtesy to you that says “I’m not terrified of being on the road I’m just trying to drive gently because there is a tiny person, so please be a little patient with me”. So those people who make a specific point of harassing cars with ‘baby on board’ stickers? You can fuck right off into the most vile corners of Tartarus.
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.
|—||Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)|
So you know what’s weird… My daughter has been with me for 80 days…….. When you say “11 weeks” it seem like a longer period of time but.. Nope.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
"Have another baby!" they said
"It’ll be fun!" they said.
The gays are angry